Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...