The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...