A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...