How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...