New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
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Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...