Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....