Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.