Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...