Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
New chemical warfare
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Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
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Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
The Facts of Life:
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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...