First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...