yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...