A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
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|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...