Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!