Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...