How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...