The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...