Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!