Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!