Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...