Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...