You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....