Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....