NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...