User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....