Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...