Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...