What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!