Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...