Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!