List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...