I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!