Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Accountant and farmer
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The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...