Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...