Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!