Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...