Apple sues Apple Corp.
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Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...