Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...