This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...