A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...