The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...