Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...