Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...