What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....