blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...