The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...