Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...