Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
The Mom Dictionary!
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You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...