A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...