Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...