What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
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Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Diary of an AOL User
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There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...